If I were in SouthPark

Once again due to constant (and often annoying) demand, I give you a Skitzzo post.

This handsome devil is of course yours truly (as if you coudn’t tell). Now I know what you’re saying… “But Skitzzo, (yes, you would call me skitzzo) in the cartoon at the top, you look like you’re half bald!”

Of course I would tell you that A) My dad the cartoonist likes to exaggerate things a bit B) At the time of the drawing I had shaved my head. I have now started to grow my hair back out and C) Who ask you anyway!?!

Anyway I think I might have to use these images from now on in my stories… I mean think of it… How much funnier stories about the Wookie that lives downstairs would have been if you had been picturing this in your head:

Or the horror that would have swept over your body if, when reading the story about Big Momma, you realized she looked like this!

Anyway suffice it to say, this site is the greatest thing to happen to Skitzzo.com since Things My Girlfriend and I have Argued About.com.