MySpace Rejections

You may have heard of this new website called MySpace? Apparently its all the rage. Everybody and their brother has an account there (myself included) but I’ve never been all that entertained by the whole thing. That is, until this weekend….

You see, my wife has been getting hit on a lot lately. Guys have been messaging her left and right. I guess the fact that it states in her profile that she is MARRIED means exactly squat to these guys. Well, here… let me give you an example.

From j: (I know I usually change the names to protect the ignorant but…)
Hi my name is james. I saw your profile and I think you are very interesting and I also think you are very pretty so I thought I would see if you wanted to chat.

Her response:
I’m married. I’m boring. And I’m not cute, I just know my way around phototshop (Editor’s note: My wife is far from boring and quite beautiful), and I hate chatting, so no.

Did I mention I love my wife?

Here’s another example…

From DJ:
hey whats up, just wanted to say hi and your gorgeous wow, im sure u get attacked from every angle lol and sure you ve heard just about everything from crazy guys but you seem like a fun girl that I wouldnt mind talking to sometime so hopefully we can talk , I m a pretty likable guy fun to be around I play football trying to rejoin the cowboys and a I have a couple degrees to back it to just no a lil about myself ,add me k babe I d love to talk with ya

Are you serious? Dude’s got the Lion King for his background? Yes, as a matter of fact she does tend to get bombarded from “every angle” including this one pal. The whole “man those other guys must be such losers” approach doesn’t work chief, sorry. Second of all, what “couple of degrees” do you have that you never learned how to end a sentence? Come on man, you’re just not bringing your A game. You’ve got to step it up a notch.

But, as I mentioned, this weekend topped them all.

From Idiot Man (sorry this one had to be changed):
You are absolutely fantastic…wow…I didn’t know beauty like you existed. I’m impressed, haha. Not that you asked to know or even wanted to know, but for some reason I had an urge to give my opinion about the matter. Hmmm….sorry.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Original. Let me tell ya… My favorite part is how he ends it with “sorry.” This chump obviously knows better but just can’t seem to help himself. Stupidity is apparently a very difficult instinct to fight. As usual we clicked on his profile to have ourselves a laugh and much to our surprise, this idiot has a girlfriend! Well, needless to say this tool had just hit on the wrong girl. About 5 minutes later, Idiot Man’s girlfriend received this message:

Sorry, this isn’t a joke, and maybe you don’t care anyway, but I got this message from your boyfriend tonight. I’m married and I would be really pissed if my husband sent something like this to another woman. So I’m forwarding it to you.
With that, it’s in your hands.

She responded within minutes.
Here’s a tip for all you MySpacers out there (Idiot Man, I’m guessing its already too late for you)… even when you’re in the “anonymous” world of cyberspace, learn to control your “urges.”