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		<title>A Transition</title>
		<description>Skitzzo.com is undergoing a bit of a transition. I'm not sure what I'll be doing with the content that is here currently but I guarantee I'll keep it online somewhere. As you can see from the new tag line, the site is going to be dedicated to my social media ...</description>
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		<title>I Miss Tulsa</title>
		<description>Ok, so I've just discovered why I haven't updated this blog in... well forever. As it turns out, Tulsa is the epicenter of the crazy universe. It's not that EVERYone from good ole T-town is out of their mind, but it most definitely has the highest per capita rate around. ...</description>
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		<title>A Wii Bit O&#8217; Fun</title>
		<description>Oh wow, I just realized if I want to keep up my impressive once every other month posting average I'd better get to it. Of course it doesn't hurt that I spent last weekend back in Tulsa, which judging by my post count, is infinitely more entertaining than St. Louis. ...</description>
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		<title>I Just Spent&#8230;</title>
		<description>10 minutes behind an old man in the Jack in the Box drive through. You know how those places have two menu's? One to figure out what you want before you get to the one to place your order? Yeah well this guy spent 5 minutes yelling his order at ...</description>
		<link>http://skitzzo.com/archive/i-just-spent.html</link>
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		<title>Take the shoes&#8230;</title>
		<description>Well friends, I have to admit, when the wife and I sat down to play cards with my mom on a Friday night, I wasn't exactly excited about the direction the night was headed. But, if I've learned anything over the years (and really that's quite debatable) it should be ...</description>
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		<title>McDonald&#8217;s Thinks Canadians are Too Dumb to Win</title>
		<description>I know, I know, I was shocked too. But, unfortunately for MickeyD's I've got undeniable proof and despite numerous attempts to buy me off (lifetime Big Macs was tempting... had they thrown in fries we might have been able to work something out), I'm posting it here for all to ...</description>
		<link>http://skitzzo.com/archive/mcdonalds-thinks-canadians-are-too-dumb-to-win.html</link>
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		<title>The Funniest 9 Minutes in History</title>
		<description>I know usually I try to write something that's entertaining and maybe even a bit funny. Well every now and then you run into something that you just know you can't ever top. To be quite honest, after I finish this post, I'm not sure I'll ever be able to ...</description>
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		<title>Source of Mysterious New York Odor Discovered!</title>
		<description>In case you haven't seen the news this morning, a mysterious odor has spread across large areas of New York City and even parts of New Jersey. Cnn.com is reporting that the odor has caused the evacuations of some buildings, however, the mayor said it's unpleasant but harmless.

However, in our ...</description>
		<link>http://skitzzo.com/archive/source-of-mysterious-new-york-odor-discovered.html</link>
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		<title>If I were in SouthPark</title>
		<description>Once again due to constant (and often annoying) demand, I give you a Skitzzo post.



This handsome devil is of course yours truly (as if you coudn't tell). Now I know what you're saying... "But Skitzzo, (yes, you would call me skitzzo) in the cartoon at the top, you look like ...</description>
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		<title>Can We Go Check the Mail?</title>
		<description>As frequent readers of this blog know, my wife and I live in a... let's say "interesting" apartment complex. Well tonight it finally paid off for me. Allow me to set the stage for you.

On any given day, this pattern repeats itself. I come home, do a couple of quick ...</description>
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